I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him