He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Randomize
