so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.