Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.

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(520): View more from Arizona

The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.

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(917): View more from New York City

on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.

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(509): View more from Washington

This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

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(407): View more from Florida

He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him

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