Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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