I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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