okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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