How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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