I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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