D3 body, D1 cock
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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