So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
