These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
worst night to have a conscience
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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