I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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