In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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