There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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