So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We are all done wearing pants today
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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