idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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