OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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