So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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