i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
me + whiskey = a bad person
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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