I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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