Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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