What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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