do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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