some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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