Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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