Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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