She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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