Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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