But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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