Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
is that a dick in a sweater?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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