how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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