Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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