one might say we're banned from that church
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
where does the pee come out of this thing
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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