and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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