My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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