Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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