Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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