Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
