He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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