whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
