You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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