Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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