I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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