well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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