good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I think I sprained my soul last night
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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