I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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