I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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