I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
