So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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