My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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