11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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