I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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