____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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