Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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