If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize