Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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