He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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