Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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