new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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